“Bobby,” I say, exasperated. “It is not a gambling game, it is a writing game. You are many fantastic things, but you are not a writer.”
His look, coupled with his “tell it to the hand” attitude, suggests I go to my FInder folder, pull up pictures, and get back to him.
“Fine.” I answer, making it [...]
Archive for November, 2007
The Bird Wants To Play “Lucky Seven”
Posted in Animals, Humor, tagged clueless, coma, crow, DMV, family, film, game, government, Humor, karma, McDonalds, psychiatric medications, self-centered. attitude, UCLA, vegetarian, writing on November 23, 2007 | 2 Comments »
The Bird is Worried about Conan O’ Brien
Posted in Animals, Humor, tagged children, Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson, crows, family, mothers, priests, religion, spirituality, writing on November 14, 2007 | 4 Comments »
A few days ago I took Bobby outside in the backyard, he has been with us for six years, and about eight months ago I was having great sadness about how unnatural his life was, and maybe it was time to give some fresh air a try.
I had been holding off on this, as a [...]
The Bird needs to Clarify an Issue
Posted in Animals, Humor, Politics, tagged crow, government, Humor, photography, potato chips, sister on November 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
From Bobby D
“Please do not confuse the mother’s sister Shannon Mahan with the Photographer Shannon Mahan who lives in Arlington Virginia and is a man who works for the government.
This could get all of the humans involved either in trouble or just plain confused. Although the mom’s sister Shannon Mahan is a fine [...]
The Bird and the Mom Are Politically ProActive
Posted in Animals, Humor, Music, Politics, tagged Ann Coulter, birds, children, Craig Ferguson, crows, family, family dysfunction, Humor, Life, Music, parenting, Politics, siblings, Tomas Hradcky independent film composer, writing on November 3, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I know I have never finished the first post on the story of how Tomas and I became the parents of a crow, it may just have to go into the memoir section of my web page. Bobby has lived with us for six years, and every day he is up to something [...]