The Bird Reviews Palin’s “Going Rogue”. Not Pretty.

Hello my fellow crow fans and assorted others, human and higher beings,
Again, my apologies for the delay, but there was a terrible legal hassle I had to go through with my boss.  I do not consider Sarah Palin’s book, “Going Rogue, An American Life” a book.
The Bird reviews books, both fiction and nonfiction, magazines, blogs, [...]

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New Book Review Today.

Hello, my fellow Crows and assorted Others.  Today we are reviewing “Not By Accident: Reconstructing A Careless Life”. by author Samantha Dunn.
You can click the link below, or just pop over to the review page.  Enjoy!
Bobby’s Bi-weekly Book Review
I have to make dinner, the Humans are working late, so my apologies for rushing off.  You [...]

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The Bird Has Been Traumatized

The Parents were gone for 24 hours.  They went roaring out of the house in the middle of the night on Friday, and came back after one a.m. on Saturday – I mean Sunday morning.
The bird gets confused with the humans whole “time” thing.  For me, it is morning, then it is afternoon, then it [...]

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The Bird Would Like to Make the Following Announcement: Tomas Hart and Tomás Hradcky are the Same Person.

Hello, Bobby here. I would like to let the mother have the floor, as this is important to the parents insofar as their work is concerned, which makes it important to the Bird.  Bottom line – the parents work, the Bird eats.
Thank you.
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Thank you for the lovely introduction, Robert.  Fresh Corn chips await you.
Hi all, [...]

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And WHEN is Summer going to LEAVE??

Summer is hard everywhere.  My birthday is August 15th – when I try to find compassion, sympathy and understanding for my mother, what caused her to hate and abuse me, I figure she was not in the greatest spirits because she was in her last tri-mester in Summer, and flung me out in the dog [...]

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When Did Summer Show Up?

Two days ago, maybe?
The only good thing about humidity is it makes your skin look absolutely fabulous.  All of that moisture.
Otherwise, it is a misery, but the beauty is, summer only lasts for two months around here.
The forest that is our lot is so old, the leaves are really too big to fully understand when [...]

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I Did Not Miss Spring!

  For those of you who read the other blogs, you are well aware that, starting March third of this year, I had a health issue that culminated in surgery to remove an unruly fallopian tube.  The fancy name for it is serous cystadenofibroma, I call it organ misbehavior.  The fallopian tube started growing [...]

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Once upon a Tyme…….

There was a rabbit. He was running around in Koreatown, Los Angeles, where I was teaching English as as Second Language.
It was July 9th, ten months after my father, Bill Mahan, died.  July 9th happened to be Bill’s  birthday.
I saw all of the students, of every level, yelling in their native language and running around [...]

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Hardwood Floors

About a year ago, I wrote that Judy Davis Farash was charging us for new carpet in her house, carpet that was so old it was disgusting. After we moved,  she listed her house, 7002 Forbes Ave, Van Nuys, Ca, with Jill Fischer properties, lauding the wonderful hardwood floors!  Pictures of the whole house – [...]

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Robert the Crow Nearly Died

He was hopping around, when he saw this on my laptop.

It takes a mighty storm to scare Robert.  I really have to stop with having certain politicians so easily accessible to my kids.  Hide them in the porn closet, I guess.

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