The Bird Would Like to Make the Following Announcement: Tomas Hart and Tomás Hradcky are the Same Person.

Hello, Bobby here. I would like to let the mother have the floor, as this is important to the parents insofar as their work is concerned, which makes it important to the Bird.  Bottom line – the parents work, the Bird eats.
Thank you.
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Thank you for the lovely introduction, Robert.  Fresh Corn chips await you.
Hi all, [...]

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Robert the Crow Nearly Died

He was hopping around, when he saw this on my laptop.

It takes a mighty storm to scare Robert.  I really have to stop with having certain politicians so easily accessible to my kids.  Hide them in the porn closet, I guess.

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Bobby Is Changing His Name

The Bird is outraged.  We have a new home, a new administration, we go swimming on a new coast.  Tomas just got a new film, we are cutting a new trailer to last years film – – -it’s all good!
Until last night, after President Obama’s speech.  It left us with a strong sense of pride [...]

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The Bird Screams SUPERBOWL!! GO STEELERS!!

What more can be said?  We are here, the city has gone insane, I am excited, and I don’t even give a crap about sports.  But this is different.  I have never seen anything like it, and I am loving the crackle of energy in the air.  It is infectious.
GO STEELERS!

 
The cherry on the cake? [...]

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New Years Eve

So far, it is a perfect New Years Eve day. It is snowing, the indoor animals are curled up by the radiators, the outdoor wildlife are burning through food faster than I can put it out, and tomorrow we are driving an hour up the state to eat a slow roasted pork with sauerkraut (for [...]

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Attention All Animal Lovers

For the handful of folks out there who read this blog, I am assuming you might be animal lovers.  You probably have figured out that we are animal lovers.  For those of you who also follow my other blog ‘What Happened?!‘, you are aware that I intensely dislike Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, and the many [...]

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Voter tampering in Pennsylvania? It sure feels like it.

Tomas and I recently moved to Pennsylvania, along with the family, Bobby the Crow, and Vinnie and Vito the cats.  Back in Los Angeles, we lost our other two cats, Fritty and Monkey, and in Ojai our rabbit, Billy “the Bullet” Mahan, died.  So our family is a little light, and we miss our other [...]

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Sarah Palin is a Heinous Mother.

I finally have to scream it, I cannot take it any longer.  The ceremonial “Puck Toss” in Philadelphia two nights ago was the final capper.  No matter how loud the band played the music, the boo-ing was a roar over it as Palin came out, smiling and waving.
She is an adult, and an adult can [...]

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Sarah Palin – Dodge Ball Mom

You know, the bird and I were discussing the many different kinds of “moms” out there.  There are “working” moms, “stay-at-home” moms, and the combination of the two, the “soccer moms”.
Then there are the animal moms, I do not know what they call us.  Weirdo tree-hugging lefty commie american hating elitist bastards, I think.  Something [...]

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Advice From the Bird

“Vote Early and Vote often”
Bobby D the Crow
“Bobby, I believe that was a quote from Al Capone”
“Yes, mother, but he is dead and I claim it.”
“Be careful what you claim, Bob, they did get him on tax evasion, you know.”
“I eat what I earn.”
“True…well, I am going to go shower now.”
“Don’t forget to Vote Early [...]

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